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Your vote decides who takes home the booty!

Every year, we search Bloodworth from top to bottom for the pinnacle posterior, the best backside, the chicest cheeks.
Will Bob Baron hold on to the title of top tush or will his sister slap his bum off the throne? With three lesser kin on the roster, will we see a non-elf champion for the first time?

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Meet the Contestants

Sejal Crane

Crimson seer, 12N
Princess, mercenary, duelist, scoundrel.

Perry Belgrath

Crimson male, 1N
Novice at the Fiona Bloodpress circle.

Aroish

Valari female, 5C97 (age unverified)
The real Aroish, she insists. The Holder of Worlds, Fate Grasper, Death Defier, Doom Bringer, and so on…

Samantha “Silver”

Lerna female, 42
Quartermaster on the Golden Grave. Reputable privateer. Not a pirate. Very important that we do not in any way imply anything else, she says.

Ahtep Ri

Amber seer, 2CC
Envoy of Cinder and caravaneer from beyond the Burning Fields.

Abby Lark

Crimson female, 9C3
Gymnasium fanatic, sword instructor, and retired pirate hunter. Formerly known as “Spinebreaker”.

Ef

Marionette spirit, 103
Front girl and street greeter for Thoedolf’s wood & brass working circle. Body crafted by Theodolf.

Erin Evans

Human female, 21
Bath attendant at the Tepid Barrel.

Miranda Ravenwood

Crimson female, 6C4
High court socialite and arms dealer.

Maple Goldleaf

Vittra spirit, 4C
Gardener at the Elizeium.

Bob Baron Ravenwood

Crimson male, 6C4
Bathhouse owner, self-proclaimed legend and reigning champion.

Thylia Tawse

Fiend female, 1009
Secret Keeper and Penance Extractor of the Ash Crypt.