Welcome to the artsy side of Elizeium Baths, on the Top Floor you’ll get more than just a good soak. Dive deep into the Neo-Heroic Revival— classic elf art but with a twist of emotion and dynamism. From the sculpted sisterly love in “Sisters’ Reunion” to the mystery behind the eyes of “Mysterious Miss L,” each piece invites you to explore a whole new layer of elven culture. You’ll encounter everything from sculptures carved in luxurious Faradon marble to paintings brushed with Leviathan oil. You can even get hands-on with some sword hilts—because why not mix a bit of steel with your culture? Let’s unravel what makes elven art tick.
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Elves of Culture: Your Guide to Elf Art
Art History: Neo-Heroic Revival
Characterized by its stern and somber posed noble figures, the old heroic style hearkens back thousands of years depicting the heroes of the past. The neo-heroic revival builds on this old style but introduces movement, emotion, and dynamic poses as it aims to capture a moment in time within the marble.
The style has split the art world, with some saying it brings new life into the art of sculpting while others criticize it as frivolous and say it degrades the reverence of the heroic.
“It’s almost like they are trying to have fun,” said one particularly grumpy critic, “and that’s hardly the point of art, now, is it?”
Elven Artworks
Sisters’ Reunion
Just like the Icarus statue, Sejal, likewise, was given free rein to work out the details of the statue with the artist.
Sejal chose a quite literal representation of their reunion, with Elize embraced and hoisted into the air by her, symbolizing the first time she found out they were sisters.
Artist: Gian Belgrath.
Height: 39 arms, 10:1 scale.
Medium: Faradon marble.
Style: Neo-heroic nude.
Reception: The statue has been called somewhat crass by critics. “At a distance, viewed from the hallway the statue might have some merit,” said one, “but when you get into the room itself, it has some unfortunate, shall we say, too flattering angles.” Another critic countered that Gian’s uncompromisingly compromising portrayal of the sisters was fitting and said, “they aren’t shy, so why should the statue be?” Elize herself said, “I’m not sure what the fuss is about. Have you met my sister? This is outright restrained for her. Giving her free rein could have ended up so much worse, trust me.”
Trivia: The phrase “visit the sisters” has become a bit of a euphemism within the baths. Due to its location just outside the snuggle dome, the shallow red-water pool at the base of the statue is the natural meeting place to find a partner, rather than paying for the services of a bath attendant.
Mysterious Miss L
A new addition to the gallery, painted this very year. This seductive painting is a must-see when visiting the top floor. Who is this mysterious Miss L and who painted her? We only know that a new master painter and a true beauty has appeared out of nowhere.
Artist: Anonymous.
Medium: Leviathan oil on wood.
Style: Classy.
Inky Kisses
Dedicated to his cephalopod love, Adan Talon commissioned this piece. Lent to the bath by Enan Talon, in memory of her dead brother.
Artist: Gloiflex.
Style: Youngling.
Medium: Oil and gold leaf on canvas.
Zelf
At first glance this might appears as just a red square, but if you look closer you will see Z has masterfully replicated the subtle texture of crimson skin. A self-portrait, of kinds, painted with his own blood on a canvas made from his own hair. Mad or genius? You decide.
Artist: Z.
Medium: Blood on hair-canvas.
Style: Roserock minimal.
Top Bottom
This is not the greatest tush in the world, this is just a tribute.
Artist: Tremendous T.
Medium: Solid gold.
Style: Nude.
Get a Grip
The Sword Smiths’ Guild wanted to display swords from their many skilled craft-elves in the city, but as weapons are forbidden within the baths, a compromise had to be made. The idea was instead suggested to highlight a frequently overlooked, but immensely important, part of the sword: the hilt. Though the guild was initially hesitant at showing only part of their swords, the display turned out to be wildly popular and is now regularly restocked with new designs.
You are encouraged to get hands on with this interactive installation. Give them a good try, explore their features, and see which is the best fit for you. The hilts—except the artifacts—can all be bought at their respective smiths, of course, with a blade if you prefer.
Artist: Various smiths of the Sword Smiths’ Guild.
Style: Contemporary interactive advertising art.
Three Top Floor Newbie Tips
- Read up on your art so you won’t sound like an uncultured human when discussing it.
- Don’t be afraid to join in on all the fun activities.
- There is no shame in asking a bath attendant for a basic tutoring session if you need to brush up on your snuggling skills.
