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Elven Bathing
as It Should Be

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BATHE

IN

STYLE

Humans!

Do you get lonely bathing in a barrel all by yourself? Join us at the Elizeium bathhouse for a bath in the Elven style.

Bathhouse FAQ

Are Humans allowed in the Elven bathhouse?

Absolutely! We welcome all kin with open arms… After a good scrub down with soap, of course.

Do I need to bring my own towel?

Quality Elven-made mushroom-cloth towels are provided to all visitors. But you can always bring own favorite towel if you want, if it adhere to common towel standards. Refer to the book “Why We Bathe – A History of Elven Bathhouses” for guidelines.

Are clothes allowed?

No! Absolutely not. Elven bath-dress-code is very clear on the subject, guests are only allowed to wear a towel. The bathhouse attendants, guards, and other staff, on the other ear, do wear colored uniforms based on their station.

What if I'm shy?

That is a very Human question to ask. We have seen some Humans that have trouble adjusting to Elven culture, as it can be quite different from the Human bathhouses with private stalls. We can only encourage you gather your strengths and be brave.

What is the Elizeium Baths?

The largest bathhouse in Bloodworth, a meeting place of Elves from all over the sea, and monument of cleanliness. The baths were built by Elize Crane after she and her siblings took over the rule of the district.

10dropps
The standard bathing package, though nothing is standard at the Elizeium.

 

  • Use of the undressing and soap room
  • Complimentary gray soap
  • Access to the main floor and all its pools
  • 2 rings which can be exchanged for anointment, massage services, or food at any of the inns within the baths
6vials
Elevate your bathing experience to the next level—literally!

 

  • Everything in the basic tier
  • Top floor pass
  • The feeling of superiority
  • One snuggle of choice
  • Access to all exclusive clubs:
    • Butt & Rebuttal: Debate Club
    • Abby’s Ab Aerobics
    • Art of Bathing: Guided Tour
90vials
  • Everything in the cultured tier
  • Included private room and private bath
  • Unlimited:
    • Food
    • Drink
    • Pickles
    • Massages
    • Snuggles
    • Ointments
    • Indulgence
  • A nap when you are all spent

Remember to clean behind your ears-

Remember to clean behind your ears-

Remember to clean behind your ears-

Remember to clean behind your ears-

Remember to clean behind your ears-